Here’s some more jokes of dubious value that our webmaster found…..
“You know you’re on a diet when cat food commercials make you hungry.” –Andy Bumatai
“I was stopped once for going fifty-three in a thirty-five mile zone, but I told them I had dyslexia.” –Spanky
An influential Londoner wound up a business trip to the Orient with a visit to Taipei. At a luncheon he was asked to say a few words. Since he spoke not a word of Chinese, his address was to be translated by an interpreter sentence by sentence.
“I want you to know,” he began, “I’m tickled to death to be asked here today.”
A look of panicked confusion appeared on the interpreter’s face.
“This poor man,” he said in Chinese, “scratches himself until he dies, only to be with you today.”
These jokes are courtesy of the Clean Laffs Site.
