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The “Perfect” Treeby Mike Irwin ~ December 19th, 2006. Filed under: Jokes and Whatnot. |
Searching through row upon row of Christmas trees, my husband Norm and I finally picked one we liked.
Then I noticed the one being held by a woman nearby; “the” perfect tree. But, it was in her hands, not mine!
I watched as she carried it around the lot and couldn’t believe my eyes when she set it aside.
I ditched ours and ran over to grab the coveted tree.
“Aren’t we lucky?” I said to Norm. “But I do feel a little guilty for taking it before she could change her mind. hee hee”
“Don’t worry,” he replied.
“She just ran over and snatched ours.”
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