There’s nothing like some groaner jokes…
.. and these are nothing like jokes, either.
“President Bush just announced that next month he will host a White House conference on Malaria. Bush told reporters, ‘I’m looking forward to meeting the Malarians.’” –Conan O’Brien
I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced:
“Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Knock off all unnecessary work.”
An hour later, the opinion many of us held regarding our daily routine, was confirmed with this announcement:
“Resume all unnecessary work.”
A mother’s four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades.
She was so mesmerised that she wouldn’t budge from her seat even during intermission, watching the activity while the ice was cleaned. At the end of the show, she exclaimed, “I know what I want to be when I grow up!”
The mother envisioned her on the ice in another 15 years, starring in the Ice Capades.
She was brought back to earth when the daughter continued, “I want to be a zamboni driver!”
All jokes were from today’s edition of the Clean Laffs e-zine.
