A Cherokee Indian was a special guest at an elementary school.
He talked to the children about his tribe and its traditions, then he shared with them this fun fact: “There are no swear words in the Cherokee language.”
One boy raised his hand, “But what if you’re hammering a nail and accidentally smash your thumb?”
“That,” the man answered, “is when we use your language.”
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located him.
The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept repeating, “Hi, you have reached 555-1234. I can’t come to the phone right now, please leave a message at the tone.”
Some “interesting” quotes….
“Sources say the prenup Britney Spears made Kevin Federline sign is 60 pages long. The first page handles who gets the money and the next 59 pages handle who gets the trucker hats.”
–Conan O’Brien
“Vice President Dick Cheney visited Saudi Arabia over the weekend, and he’s very popular in Saudi Arabia, over there he’s known as Lawrence of Arrhythmia.”
–David Letterman
“Here’s an interesting statistic – according to “Cosmo”, over 30 percent of men between the ages of 18 and 34 still live with their parents. These men are known as “Star Wars” fans.”
–Jay Leno
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I like GOOD clean jokes , also I have really enjoyed the stockcargazette ,keep it up.
TB
Editor’s note: Thanks for the kind words. We will try to find some good jokes, but until then, we’ll probably just run the bad ones